Welcome to Virtualand

A Parody of: Welcome to Wonderland by Anson Seabra

Dedicated to MassChallenge
Written in 2020 with Britt Walsh

Welcome to Virtualand  
We've got it made  
Drizzly and Grubhub all things that we crave  
Cowork with bunnies and kitties and puppies for dayz  

Welcome to Virtualand  
When will this end?  
Drowning in emails  
And I ain’t got Slack  
No more SL2 but spending all days now on mute  

Waiting for a desk  
Finally arrived   
Feuding for our bragging rights    
Everyone who works has got Zoom fatigue   
Oh, what a time to live   

Welcome to Virtualand  
We’ll be your guide  
Pivoting programs with what little time   
Let’s go exploring or we could just change the whole thing  

Welcome to Virtualand  
Wanna get yoked?  
There's a cooking show along with our hosts   
Make an appearance and to Coffee Break you will go  

Cheering through the screens   
At the winners tonight  
Laughing at all the orchids, right?    
Everyone leaves with a happy heart   
Virtual Awards we love  

Nothing around here is quite  
As it was  
Though we'll soon have weathered  
through this dream  
And the only thing sure from the start  
Is the drive that’s inside of your hearts   
Don't let it leave  

If this was a phase  
Then at least we've got   
Memories for when we return   
One day we must leave with a heavy heart  
Oh, Virtualand we’ve lived