Wayfair Basics Anthem
A Parody of: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
Dedicated to the Wayfair Basics team
Written in 2019
Wayfair Basics, yeah
Woooo...let's go!
Wayfair Basics in the house tonight
Everybody just wants a good price
And we won’t make you break your bank
Everybody all get a low price
Wayfair Basics all in stock tonight
Everybody wants to shop a good time
(What a steal, baby!)
And we won’t make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you...buy that!
Christmas tree, mushroom knob
lookin' for a rod, not over the top
Rug-pad curtains holding down the spot, box-spring bed-skirt like we off the block
Where the sheets? I got to know
Office chair too 'cause I work and roll
Barstool hangers throw-pillow
Gaining shelfspace, get that dough
Yo! I'm scanning through these SKUs like Molly I got that 5-day view
woahhh rocket growth no slowin’ we Basics rock!
Yeah that's the brand we reppin’ on a rise to the top no fluff in our margins
Wayfair Basics in the house tonight
Everybody just wants a good price
And we won’t make you break your bank
Everybody all get a low price
Let's go
Wayfair Basics all in stock tonight
Everybody wants to shop a good time
(what a steal, baby!)
And we won’t make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you... get that!
~Every day I'm huddling~
Huddling Huddling
Step up fast
And be the supplier to win this huddle
We drive volume, don't be sad
Now see – growth is mad
One more bid for us (Another round)
Please fill out the sheet (Don't mess around)
We just wanna see (You bid it now)
You’re in CastleGate with me (You'll win it now)
Bid up, Bid down, bring your wholesale to the ground [3x]
Bring your wholesale to the ground [2x]
Bid up, Bid down [4x]
Bid down, Bring your wagers to the round, to the round
Bring your wagers! [4x]
Wayfair Basics in the house tonight
Everybody just wants a good price
And we won’t make you break your bank
Everybody all get a great great great price
Bring your wagers
What a steal, baby!
Write your wishlist
Live your wishes
Get that!
Every day I'm huddling~